LOVE
& OTHER AFFLICTIONS
Confessions
of a Comic Singer
I must confess I love making people laugh, and since
my muse comes in the forms of visual images and musical hooks, the two came
together as a hybrid comic-singer. But
why this strange combination of comedy and song? Well.... I think it’s because
when I was a kid, I was very small. This experience was horrific for me and in
adulthood became the source of a major behavior problem. I would burst out into song at the most inopportune
moments; jury duty, gynecological exams, and job interviews. I couldn’t stop myself. At first I thought I was channeling the
spirits of Rogers and Hammerstein, but as the content of the songs grew more
confrontational and episodes grew more frequent, I knew I had to take
action. I found a site on the Internet
called www.blameyourself-itscheaper.com where I typed in my symptoms of uncontrollable song. The site analyzed my
information and came back with this. I
was holding repressed, terrorized, childhood memories of being forced to watch
The Lawrence Welk Show. For those of
you who were born after the unsuccessful assassination attempts on our
Presidents, The Lawrence Welk Show was the parental MTV of its day; the day
when there was the threat of the cold war and the threat that Tuna Touchdown
Casserole had great nutritional value. To get over this past trauma and present
fear that the show might still be in syndication, I found a music sensitive
therapist. He prescribed one hour of
accordion music a day, plus dance therapy, which included the Polka. I’m in recovery, thank God, and have
learned to recognize when these repressed emotional memories are triggered and
to use them. I’ve put them into songs
and they range from anything and everything from hating one’s job, “Donde Esta
Mi Chequi” to “The Bitch Of Bitterness”.
They and many more are on my CD, LOVE AND OTHER AFFLICTIONS. To find out more about me, to stimulate the
economy and to buy it, go to www.elizabethgray.com.
Elizabeth Gray